Friday, October 30, 2009

Reasons I am tired

Working for the weekend? I don't get one of those, it's work on the weekend
Sleep? Bah, I don't need your nightmares
Caffeine keeps me running, but it keeps the mind running too
Obligations.
Dying friendships
Dying friends
Too much fun (unrelated to the dying things)
So much to do
Homework?

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I'm thinking of writing my autobiography. It would go like this:

"I'm awesome"

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear Grape Beast

Car,
I've had you for a long time now, and I like to think I take pretty good care of you. I buy you gas, fill up your tires... Sure, I take you for some pretty long drives, but never without making sure you have all the coolant and oil your little machine heart could desire! So Car, why Car, are you dying? It seems like you're just falling apart by bits. First, the brake dust guard you decided to drag around for a week, then the two blown tires, now this? I only wanted to rent a movie, and blockbuster is too far to walk. Why wont you start? Do you like looking at the new releases posters that much? Come on baby, come on home!
love,
your driver

Monday, October 19, 2009

Chekov

This extended weekend I:

slept in my bed once
ate sushi
watched 'where the wild things are'
got my friends drunk
worked
learned a new song
worked
jumped on beds
slept it off
locomoted around a store using only the joints in my ankles
fell down the stairs
fell off the couch
watched Dexter
stole a phone
smoked cigars
drove around, windows down, heat on
made plans
broke plans
dance danced
smashed super bros
wore boots
cleaned rooms
loved friends