1)Put on makeup
2)Go to work
3)Clean my car
4)Pretend to be nice
5)Stick to my budget
But I will do them because:
1)I'm husband hunting
2)I need money
3)It's kinda smelly
4)I need to win
5)I need the monies to get to LA so I can meet, seduce, and marry Paul Rudd
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This makes me thing of our t5 text marathons
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